Its crazy how someone can be so blind as to how much they mean to you.
Please get better, sisser.
Finished my lifeguarding certification for the 3rd time tonight and had to do my CPR training on the most disturbing looking dummy I’ve ever seen. Lol
My body just feels so uneasy. I have so much to be happy about, but all my problems just stand out in my mind. I thought a night of trying to forget would get the thoughts away for at least a little while.
Sometimes you just have to deal with it.
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
SHHHHHHHHHH! Don’t talk about it!